A friend of mine was going to go to Prague for his stag do
but changed it to Munich a week before they were going to leave. When I asked why he said it was because the prisons were better in Germany.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)

That and the fact that the locals are prone to kicking in the heads of drunk Englishmen these days
for fucking up their city
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)

Fair enough.

( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)

There's signs in Krakow saying "No More Than Two English People"
it's like being in a very racist sweet shop
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)

Just goes to bloody show.
No wonder we're all bloody emigrating to the Costa del Sol
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)

they say Prague is an international banking centre
they also say it's where the Russian Mafia launder their ill gotten gains.

Oh shit, now that's on the CIA database of things people said on the internet.

Oh shit, I said CIA on the internet.

Shit, I said Shit, that's going on the obscenity database of some American church with shadowy agendas.

Bollox.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)

You're for it now.

( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)