i'd kill a man for some carpet

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)

Hungry, are you?

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)

for a lovely lovely thick white knotted shag pile oh yes

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)

Woooh now girl, that's a bit harsh
Carefull what you say 'round these parts, someone might take you up on that offer.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)

i'm crossing all my bits.
a lovely plush multi-level loop pile lovely lovely stuff
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

Almost worth getting a small job on saturdays for the staff discount at Carpet Something-or-other.
That one near the Old Orlines on the A10.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)

or i could ask dad

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)

You've missed out the social implimentations of working in such a place.
LOADS of desprate under-achievers, there has to be at least one hotty there.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)

yer one, ME
fuck that, i'll keep saving
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)

Hah.
walk in there, go up to the spotty person who's on their "Fast track graduate" scheme, and whisper in his ear "I'll trade you my rug for this lovely carpet.".

Gaurntied next day delivery then.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)