The theme from Byker Grove.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

I've upped the beat to make it extra annoying.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

I can imagine it sung in a Geordie accent
Or a stronger geordie accent, rather
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)