JMG.
What are the opening arguments?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

I am both for and against whatever statement you make next.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

i haven't seen anyone argue with you on here in a while

( well, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

Strange, isn't it?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

perhaps you've won,
made the internet a better place and that
( well, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

*JMG Anthem*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

what is the JMG anthem?

( well, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

The theme from Byker Grove.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

I've upped the beat to make it extra annoying.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

I can imagine it sung in a Geordie accent
Or a stronger geordie accent, rather
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)

_________ Sir San____________ Sir Sand
______ Sir Sand Gobl_______ Sir Sand Goblin
____ Sir Sand Goblin Si___ Sir Sand Goblin Si
___ Sir Sand Goblin Sir Sand Goblin_______ Sir
__ Sir Sand Goblin Sir Sand Goblin_________ Sir
_ Sir Sand Goblin Sir Sand Goblin Sir_______ Sir
_ Sir Sand Goblin Sir Sand Goblin Sir San______ 
 Sir Sand Goblin Sir Sand Goblin Sir Sand Go__ Si
 Sir Sand Goblin Sir Sand Goblin Sir Sand Gobli_ 
 Sir Sand Goblin Sir Sand Goblin Sir Sand Goblin 
 Sir Sand Goblin Sir Sand Goblin Sir Sand Goblin 
_ Sir Sand Goblin Sir Sand Goblin Sir Sand Gobli
__ Sir Sand Goblin Sir Sand Goblin Sir Sand Gob
____ Sir Sand Goblin Sir Sand Goblin Sir Sand 
______ Sir Sand Goblin Sir Sand Goblin Sir 
_________ Sir Sand Goblin Sir Sand Gobli
____________ Sir Sand Goblin Sir Sand
______________ Sir Sand Goblin Sir
_________________ Sir Sand Gob
___________________ Sir Sand
_____________________ Sir S
______________________ Sir
_______________________ S

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

OH MY SWEET SSG!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

Hare Rama

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

I was in Cardiff earlier.
It's been such a quiet and depressing place since we all learned of SSG's cancer.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)

Queen's Porn 5 to silly-mid-on bishop.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

The Free Trade Inn in Newcastle is number 1 in the Observers pub guide

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

*Thumbs up*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

fairy cakes are awesome

( chuff monkey I AM him, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

I disagree immediately and obesely.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

*Firm handshakes*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

BOOM
Headshot!
( WHARRGARBL, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)

Should we...

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)

Who won the bingo?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)

Me.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)

This has the makings of a fantastic new Esme uses JMG's computer scandal.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)

I imagine there was a fair amount of upset about that.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)

I hear you personally backed Ahmadinejad
Now look what you've done...
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)