Emile Ivanhoe Heskey
is by far the greatest striker ever.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)

bah
1. Torres
2. Eto´o
3. Anelka
4. Rooney
5. Villa

Going on last seasons form and goals.
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)

No Zlatan Ibrahimovic?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)

he´s fucking shite

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)

He's fucking shite in anything other than worthless games.
He's not a big game player whatsoever.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)

Here's the revised list for you.
1. Heskey
2. Crouch
3. Koller
4. Harewood
5. Zamora
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)

Bobby Zamora is one of the shittest people ever to kick a football.
and I'm including people who have been paralized since they kicked a ball.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)