He should just kill himself now.
Spare himself the agony of forgetting his own name and shitting all over the place.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 2:01, archived)

he'd probably fail at that,
being so old and rubbish and stuff etc
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 2:04, archived)

You're so lucky.
SSG - forever young.

Or at least never getting old.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 2:07, archived)