Lord Gnome is OLD.
Like, proper old.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:55, archived)

DID SOMEONE SAY GNOME?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:55, archived)

Yes, GNOME.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:57, archived)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post262831
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:57, archived)

Another?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:59, archived)

I tried to create a SSG tribute thread on account of his cancer of the pancreas and got told to go somewhere else.
Terrible bullying, brilliant backseat modding.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 2:00, archived)

he fought in the crimean war

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:55, archived)

i'm old
not proper old, it was my birthday on friday so i'm older than i was this time last week

i think i should go to bed now
night night
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:56, archived)

some say he was the original top gear stig
But that's bollocks really.
( TBL I posted this on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:56, archived)

How old is he?

Bed, for me.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:57, archived)

Like, totally, 40. Maaaan.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:57, archived)

Oh dear me, I can smell the piss already.
Bed for me too.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 1:59, archived)

He should just kill himself now.
Spare himself the agony of forgetting his own name and shitting all over the place.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 2:01, archived)

he'd probably fail at that,
being so old and rubbish and stuff etc
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 2:04, archived)

You're so lucky.
SSG - forever young.

Or at least never getting old.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 2:07, archived)

Suck my balls
You fucking dipshit.
( Lord Gnome, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 2:01, archived)

loolol they're located somewhere near my knees lololol

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 2:02, archived)

And when I piss in a urinal
I kick the drips off the end of my cock.
( Lord Gnome, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 2:07, archived)

You are such a mean old man.
/ac
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 2:02, archived)

Older than God?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 2:04, archived)

Pint of Adnams is it?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)

I'm more an Ossett man.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 2:11, archived)