Nothing, you dwarfish nibbler of prepubescent perinea
Good morning. And for the older amongst you, it seems to be IMRBM's birthday today. This is important. Hello.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 7:49, archived)

It is indeed. She came to visit Tom and us this weekend and Tara baked her a cake.
Happy Birthday Rah.
( FoldsFive, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 7:56, archived)

Good morning, Grandad
How's the glittering jewel of the Midlands this morning?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 7:59, archived)

Not bad at all. Having to work from home because I've got a chap from British Gas coming
round to fix my broken boiler so I can have hot water again. This is as exciting as it gets.
( FoldsFive, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 8:02, archived)

Ooh *visit fives*
There's some dude coming to inspect the current digs for some kind of energy efficiency certification this morning. Turns out they need this sort of thing these days. If I tell him it takes forty quid a week to heat this place in winter I might save him a bit of time and effort.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 8:06, archived)

Rah rah rah!
Hip hip! RAH!
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 8:08, archived)

I hope she hasn't changed her number or some poor bastard is going to have a very odd text message waiting for them

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 8:10, archived)