I wish I was you, in Yorkshire.
Are you in Yorkshire? That would be ace. You'd get Yorkshire points for mentioning Yorkshire. That would make all the girls in Yorkshire want to have sex with me in Yorkshire.
( Lord Gnome, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 8:18, archived)

I've knobbed the lot of them.
Even the stout thighed farmers' daughters who leave you no choice at closing time. Each and every one of them.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 8:20, archived)

Well done
I do particularly love stout-thighed farmers' daughters.
( Lord Gnome, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 8:22, archived)

Ding ding ding
"Last orders, please"

"Oi, you. Yer coming with me."

"Yes, miss"
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 8:25, archived)

Get pissed in Otley often?

( Lord Gnome, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 8:26, archived)

Never go boozing in Otley
A town famous for being the fightingest town in the country. More arrests for violent disorder per capita than any other. True fact.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 8:28, archived)

That does surprise me.
I'd have thought that towns with large military bases or docks would be the worst.
( Lord Gnome, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 8:37, archived)

I seem to recall it being the lead story in the T&A many years ago

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 8:42, archived)