I woke up in a warm, comfy bed
looked briefly at the clock and then my lovely purchases/birthday pressies from London and realised I don't have to work today.

I think my day has started particularly well.
( Bats, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 8:40, archived)

yeah, but...
you're on the internet
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)

It's true.
But not for long! COFFEE, AWAY!
( Bats, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:10, archived)