Michael Caine as Alfie in the film Alfie discovering the results of his medical check up.
Then he goes to hospital and fucks the nurses.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)

I wish I had shadows on my lungs.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)

I want to fuck nurses.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)

nu a
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)

beggars can't be choosers

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

I know
I was referencing the fucking song, you spastic
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)