My brother in law is in hospital having put his back out at work
My best friend's husband is in ICU with a shadow on his lung

My in-laws don't think I do anything round the house because I don't wash up every night (instead, I cook, clean, raise the children, and 0do laundry)

My hubby is building our dream house with his Dad and not involving me

MLIF

/emo blog
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)

i thought that said he was in hospital 'having his back out'

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)

Stop trying to take attention away from poor brave SSG

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)

4eva in our heartz <3

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)

spelling is too competent
must try harder

/edit: getting there. keep going
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)

i´ve gone as far as i can go :(

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

4EVA IN ARE HARTZ <3 x0x0x0x

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

wow..... you are good at this

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)

i learnt from facebook

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

This
all her problems seem pretty pathetic in comparrison.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)

it's all WAH WAH WAH, brave little big man SSG doesn't behave in this way

( mongychops, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)

he suffers in silence
he is my hero
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

Have you tried talking to him properly?

First downfall there...
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)

Also I wish I had a superhero in my lungs
MORNING ALL! Did you miss me?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)

i didn't, no, but that is mainly due to the fact i ingnore most of your posts as i can't understand gibberish, no offence

( mongychops, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)

fair enough :)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)

*wave* yo.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)

word up daawwwwwwwwg *throws gangster signs, gets told off for littering*

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)

No I spoke to you yesterday

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)

I think you should just leave now...
can I lick your face?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)

yes, no

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

no, yes

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)

phew, you haven't left after all
morning, poopot
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)

Nah, I just wasn't at work last week and was chilling out and exploring my bushes in the garden.
Turns out, that there are no secret doors in my garden. I'm really upset :(
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)

well, i guess your course is clear
you must build one. dig a tunnel to the pub. that would be stone cold brilliant
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)

Fuck me, this is a genius idea!
Or maybe I should dig a small pit and put a case of lager in it! OOOOOOOOOH!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

i'll help you dig if you're willing to share the beers

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

we'll do it at chbs

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)

oh that is so a deal

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)

also, that looks like 'chebs'. tee-hee!

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)

my legs and back are sore.
I'm awesome and fit.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)

I hope I can take time off to be with the kids when I'm a mum.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)

With her kids?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)

Nah, she'll probably overreact and call press conferences and stuff.
It'll have to be my own.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)

any of you lot come near my kids and i swear i'll do time

( mongychops, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)

I just want to hug them :(

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

*surprisehugs*
Morning captain, how are you?
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)

I feel a bit icky
but essentially fine. You?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)

Icky Icky captain :D Hope you feel better after your BBQ induced tummy upset.
Pretty well today, my aquarium is gone so the last couple of nights have been eerily silent though (unless you count the pisshead shouting matches at 2-3am and the drunken/drugged fight on Friday night which I found quite amusing).
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)

I love the hum of an aquarium.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)

Yes!
Still, my sister is overjoyed with the replacement for her much smaller tank :P
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

how does he have a shadow on his lung?
i have no idea what this is

hope everything gets better tho :) chin up
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)

Google it?
www.netdoctor.co.uk/ate/lungs/204870.html
( Bats, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)

today I learnt something
*skips away into the distance*
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)

It's those Denizens, always causing trouble...

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)

It could be Hank.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)

Your in-laws are tossers.
Lots of internet well-wishing for your brother-in-law and BF's hubby, though.
( Bats, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)

shadows?
on me lungs?
i'm being eaten away... this is the end of me...
oh god in heaven help me [DUMPH}
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)

What's that all about?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)

Michael Caine as Alfie in the film Alfie discovering the results of his medical check up.
Then he goes to hospital and fucks the nurses.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)

I wish I had shadows on my lungs.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)

I want to fuck nurses.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)

nu a
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)

beggars can't be choosers

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

I know
I was referencing the fucking song, you spastic
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

pehaps he is building his dream house, for him alone, no offence
wash up times
( mongychops, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)

I read MLIF
as MILF :)
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)

Me too

( broadsword, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

Me three

( turb0t, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)