That would make my visit slightly tollerable.
pfffft mijits!
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

Just keep telling yourself that things could be worse, - you could be having to go to Gainsborough, Doncaster or Scunthorpe, ALL of which are far worse than Peterborough.
( C, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

Christ. That would take some doing!
Sliding down the bannister of life, Peterbourough is but a splinter in the arse.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)