Yay!
No work for me because of the queens birthday, I want to go to the beach, but Skeg is 40 miles away and I don't have a car :-( I might go to the swimming baths instead.

Who else is still drunk from the weekend?
( C, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

not drunk but a bit hungover
is it bank holiday in england too?

im gonna sunbathe on the terrace.. then later stroll by the beach and look at boobs
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)

It's not a bank holiday here, but civil servants get awarded an extra day of leave in honour of the occasion, and a lot choose to take it today.
( C, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)

niiiiiiiiiice
her birthdays in april though right?

but being on b3ta on a day off makes me feel like I am at work
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)

she has two, the greedy bitch
double presents!
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

NEAR THE TOP!
has anyone else had friend requests (facebook) from a "Allison Vermaak"

I don't know anyone from South Africa - other than loony-tune Sylv
(likeajackhammer, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)

Does she have a Sherman Tank serial number on her neck?
And class whale song as her favourite sort of music?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)

Who's David Hemming?
Gonz thinks I should be friends with him, but I'm fucked if I know who he is.

Cigarette time.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)

Likewise, who is David Jon Hemming?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)

more to the point, who is this matthew guy who keeps sending me all these violent sexually explicit messages?

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

hehe that's ME :D

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)

oh my!

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

no idea

(likeajackhammer, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)

Ah, can't be Bou then

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)

Is it a holiday here then?
If so, what the fuck am I doing in the office?
( broadsword, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)

weeing in the water cooler?
photocopying your bum?

how should we know what you're doing?
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

cos you work in spain and not gibraltar :P

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

There's something funny about the water there.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)

I'd like to go to the Skeggy too
but I have a job interview and it's biggest girl sprog's sports day.
( jenpots, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)

are you in the mum race?
when i was very little, my mum tripped during the mum race and i cried

good luck with the interview! where is it for?
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)

My mum was shit at running, she just giggles and wobbles about at 2mph coz she is diddy.

I was winning the skipping rope race but I waited before the finishing line for my friend. Story of my life.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

I'm not racing this year
When I raced last time, my belly came out and I came last.
( jenpots, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

daww
you could just beat up all the other mums and saunter over the line
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)

I thought about it
but then I thought it wouldn't set a good examples to the kids watching.
( jenpots, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)

what, that all problems can be solved with violence?
they have to learn some day :p
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

That's strange, I usually come first when watching the mums run.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)

lolrude
;o)
( jenpots, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

oh man.. remember sports day when you were like 13/14
watching boobs and knickers come running down the track on 100metres..

good times.. good times
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

Ah tell me about it! My knickers always rode up my arse when doing the shot put.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

O_o

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

I get that doing up my shoe laces :(

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

My bra tugs on my chest hair
Also tell your Mrs thank you for the randomburn and gifts, it was wicked :D
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)

Not me, that's for sure.
I'm going to see the tax man. If that's not bad enough, I've got to go to Peterbourough! FUCKING PETERBOUROUGH!
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

I bet you see at least one dwarf there.
My mate reckons that the only UK theatrical agency that specialises in dwarves is based in Peterborough, and later in the year fucking hundreds of them go there to get panto work.
( C, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

That would make my visit slightly tollerable.
pfffft mijits!
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

Just keep telling yourself that things could be worse, - you could be having to go to Gainsborough, Doncaster or Scunthorpe, ALL of which are far worse than Peterborough.
( C, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

Christ. That would take some doing!
Sliding down the bannister of life, Peterbourough is but a splinter in the arse.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

Peterborough is surrounded by a vortex
make sure you reach maximum velocity in order to escape.
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)

I intend to cruise at warp factor 1 until
I'm clear of the cameras then it's pedal to the metal and WF5 down the A1. This should ensure my escape.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

Not me. No no no.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

I got excited about breaking the wii high jump record on mario & sonic. epic house party.
I fell alseep in a massage chair after trying to climb into a bin, with it on. I woke up with a sore back...whatarethechaces.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)

"I fell alseep in a massage chair after trying to climb into a bin with it on"

WTF? was the massage chair on a bin that you were trying to climb into?
( C, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)

comma added for clarity. Still doesn't make much sense though...

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

comma rarely adds clarity to anything
that girl makes no sense
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)

Comma is awesome
I love her to bits
( jenpots, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)

tee-hee!
to
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)

them too

( jenpots, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)

so, you gonna tell me where the interview is for?!
i asked way up there *points*
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)

St Johns Ambulance
p/t temp 'til christmas
( jenpots, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)

ace. fancy your chances?

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)

it's the job I took
then turned down when I was offered JCT600. So depends if they remember me and how offended they were.
( jenpots, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)

well, you know you're a candidate then
sounds good. i don't think employers hold grudges about these things
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)

Not me!
ONLY FIVE DAYS TILL TRANSFORMERS WHOOP!

Little spams near bursting with excitement and it's rubbing off on me.
( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

Transformers more than meets the eye
transformers robots in disguise
autobots wage the battle to destroy
the evil forces of
the decepticons

does anyone know if booking tickets at cineworld guarantees you particular seats.
( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)

no idea sweets
I'm off to watch Transformers too. It looks good. Loads of explosions and running about.
( jenpots, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)

Jen it's mental how excited Ben is,
I am really excited for him.

We're watching the first film right now, and we've already written our own transformers story this morning. Hahaha.
( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)

I haven't seen the first film
do I need to see it, before seeing this one at the pictures?
( jenpots, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)

i wouldn't have thought so
but i think you'd enjoy it
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)

If you can choose them when you book, yes.
I know at Vue it's "sit where you like"
( WHARRGARBL, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

Have they confirmed what rating it is yet ?
All the adverts I've seen for it all still say TBC
( turb0t, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)

I haven't had alcohol for months
I think I must have drank so much when I was 18-21, coupled with the fact I work in an offie that I hardly touch the stuff anymore.
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

Not drunk, having not had any alcoholic beverages at the weekend
Plus I'm at work, does it get any worse?
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)

your leg falls off?

( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)

Me.
I'm sobering up now though. Not sure if this is a good or bad thing.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)

I'm now sober,
I do not have any fags either,
I'm going to have to get my highs from coffee today :(
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)

Come to Tring and you can have....five cigarettes.
Which is half of what I have.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

That's very nice of you
but I'll just buy some on the way home from work.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)

*shunned*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)

I know!
That wasn't nice of him at all! He might as well as spit in your face. What a horrid little man.
( jenpots, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)

He once put his hand in my pocket to try and get cigarettes too.
The fucking tease.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)

Men!
They only ever want one thing. Cigs.
( jenpots, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)

Mine currently wants the answer to
'how to beat this chap on Afro Samurai'.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)

ummm
kick it?
( jenpots, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)

can he kick it?

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)

He's bought infamous now
he's sent Afro Samurai to Coventry.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)

That looks pretty good
Shame I got rid of the PS3 :P
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)

It looks alright from what I saw
over the top of my book.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)

:)
I introduced my wow addicted friend to team fortress 2 on Saturday evening, looking at his steam profile he was playing it until 5am Sunday morning :S
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)

Not a CLUE
what you just said :D
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)

It seems he's replaced one addicting computer game with another
It's weird to me when he has a perfectly lovely girlfriend, maybe he's more of a geek than I give him credit for :)
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)

i really wish i liked fps games
i really like what valve are doing with TF2 and i'd like to be a part of it

ah well
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)

I used to love fps games
I don't so much now, I do enjoy TF2 for a couple of hours a week though.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)

i just completed that yesterday afternoon
i really enjoyed it
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)

Once he's done with it
I'm going to see how quickly I can rip through.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)

it's worth taking the time to do side missions
you get more xp to buy new powers, you unlock medical clinics and police stations and other people that help you out AND it clears areas of the city of bad dudes
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)

play better

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)

Even when they don't smoke?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)

yes
men have one track minds
( jenpots, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)

well that's another thing I didn't remember doing that night...

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)

This just gets better and better.
Not ONLY did you almost ish poke my pubis mons, but you don't even remember it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)

Nope,
count yourself lucky though.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)

Oh I do, I do.
You're one of the few drunkards who doesn't annoy me, that's worth feeling lucky alone.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)

yeah, right.
;o)
( jenpots, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)

I'm still a little high
luckily for me just as I was calling in sick my manager phoned up to tell me to come in after lunch.
Score
( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)