hello, hello, hello, what's this then?

*does a comic police bob*
( diffy maybs, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 6:18, archived)

*masturbates furiously*
What're you doing up so early?
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 6:33, archived)

Hubby gets up at six
so I do too...
( diffy maybs, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 7:13, archived)

'cor blimey Guvnor
you got me bang to rights!

morning
( robh, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 6:33, archived)

Woop! Woop!
Dat's da sound of da po-lice!
( Hankster, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 6:57, archived)