...........don't ruin my joke by being serious please.
pleasedrivethrutocollectionwindowpleeeease
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:16, archived)

I called you a numpty
if I was serious I would call you a cunt.

cunt

no offence

forum banter

;-)
( TBL I posted this on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:17, archived)

Everyone loves cunts. They are awesome.

I think your car has got a robotic hand that comes out and wanks you off as you drive and listen to a slighty detuned radio 2 whilst checking the FTSE 100 on your 12 blackberry storms, the scent of your magic tree hanging from your indicator is "PPHNNEEAAARR!: the scent of fox hunting"
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)

how very dare you!
I never listen to radio 2

and I don't own a blackberry
( TBL I posted this on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)

My magic tree scent is "Damp Exotic Musk and Old Prawn Cocktail Crisp Packet"

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:27, archived)

Mine is "Rich Mahogany", with a faint odour of Sex Panther colone.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:30, archived)

I dont have one
I love the smell of leather on leather...

oh.. erm... yes.

pine.

yes, thats it pine.
( TBL I posted this on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:33, archived)