My parents got a new cooker. It's got
three ovens and six hobs, two of which have got a twin gas rings. The ovens go from 0-60° in 114s and have a rear spoiler (splash plate) and single 225mm bore four speed exhaust system.
( Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)

You can't ride on your parent's glory, failboy.
What have YOU got? A single camping gaz burner? Yes, we know all about you and your single ring.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:29, archived)

1200 matches sellotaped together

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)

I've got a classic four ring gas powered variable speed hob with a bespoke worktop arrangement,
dual control heating element oven with original buff finish paint. The exhaust has the traditional twin speed and single lighting system. Pre 1993 so there is no road tax, and it sails its service every year. They don't build them like that any more.
( Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:33, archived)