this is joke, yes?
if not...
"it's probably BETTER because you won't be able to fully make out how unbelievably repellent you are to the opposite/same sex"
(likeajackhammer, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:43, archived)

but their mother loves them
which is just as well as they butchered her and now dance around in her skin.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)