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hey ho people
100 watt light bulb in the lav has blown. will a 60 watt replacement do? i can't be bothered wiping my arse in the dark anymore yet am too lazy to go to homebase or where ever one gets these things...
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)
of course it will do.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:38, archived)
i want a hug. i feel... a bit meh.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:38, archived)
*stomps around dissatisfiedly*

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:38, archived)
*binkyhugs*

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)
if only these were real hugs

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:42, archived)
*wistful sigh*

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:42, archived)
*presses nose against screen and stares longingly at username*

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)
*hugs*
*inappropriate touches*
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)
I AM WATCHING YOU MISSY.
with my LUSTY eyes
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:42, archived)
:oD

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:44, archived)
*leaping binkyhug*

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)
hey, something's clinging to my knee.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:43, archived)
*hides in your sock*

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)
HA today is a flipflops day.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)
oh man nowhere for a Spango to hide!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)
I HAVE POCKETS BY MY KNEES
*scoops you into one*

it'll lull you to sleep when i do a rasta walk.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)
*great galloping binkyhug*

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:42, archived)
I AM KNOCKED FLYING. i almost felt that one.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:44, archived)
when i hug someone
they stay hugged
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:49, archived)
I'm not going to hug you
Or pretend to, online.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:42, archived)
then i shan't bother making up a pretend-hug response for you

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)
Thank you Binky
Your honesty means more to me than the biggest online hug
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)
*flying suplexes everyone*

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:43, archived)
i dont know what suplxes means BUT IT SOUNDS PRETTY DAMN COOL.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)
imagine DG and i doing this to you
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BM-VRLUhK6E
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:54, archived)
*missile dropkick*

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)
*Boston crabs himself*

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:49, archived)
crikey, that's quite a talent

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)
Hugs across the Irish sea*
*big arms
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:40, archived)
HOW CAN YOU SEE FROM OVER THERE?
do you have binoculars trained on me or something?
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:44, archived)
two telescopes
ashully
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:47, archived)
thanks lots
to you and everyone. thought it would do but thought i would check with the decent and kind folk of b3ta first.
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)
ANY MORE, TWO WORDS YOU FUCKING THICK SHIT PAEDOPHILE

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:38, archived)
ok mate
i maybe bad at the diy and the grammer but im not a nonce. do you find the diy question/grammer mistake combo intolerable or are you just a twat?
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:57, archived)
May be- 2 words
And g-r-a-m-m-a-r
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)
no shit.
very well done too you four spotting that.
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:01, archived)
that... that must have been deliberate, surely?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:03, archived)
Spotted that you are a nonce as well.
But I thought it impolite to mention.

You repulsive kiddy-fiddler.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:03, archived)
blimey what are you lot like when a nasty person comes in with a risible question?
much the same i expect.
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)
Yeah- pretty much.
It's pretty much an induction of fire. Loads of people fuck off and never post again, only the thick-skinned remain.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)
"only the thick skinned remain"
like when we were watching your mum get her gouch knocked through? she's so spacious now but it was pretty grim at points. i've been lurking a while and it's so much nicer than /b/ that i was lulled into a fasle sense of security.
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)
That's about the level.

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)
I love the use of "mate" when starting a wobble

(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:00, archived)
Mate,
YOU ARE A CUNT OF THE HIGHEST ORDER AND I REALLY HOPE YOU DIE SOON HOPEFULLY OF SOMETHING REALLY FUCKING PAINFUL LIKE PANCREATIC CANCER.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)
pancreatic cancer
doesn't exist. you won't catch me out that easily, nice try though.
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:04, archived)
Pancreatic cancer does exist.
And it's a horrible, painful condition.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)
all cancer is just a ruse
by doctors to make money. like mental illness.
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:10, archived)
As trolls go
you're fucking useless
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)
not trolling
i was just changing a light bulb and thought i would ask b3ta if i was all good. sorry it was such a poor question. i wasn't responding to any of the posts telling me what an idiot i am as i could see their point. but not that pleased to be called a paedo. thought b3ta was less twattish than the internet average. not to worry.
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)
it's better if there is a smiley at the end

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)
yes it'll work
you DIY spak
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:38, archived)
NO!
The house will EXPLODE!

Put in a strobe so when you're having a wank it will look like you're just holding your nob.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:38, archived)
No, if you put the 60w bulb in it'll blow the electrics for your house and possibly cause a fire
I recommend you go to B&Q immediately. And pick up some garden furniture while you're there.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:38, archived)
How clearly can yuor eyes see in dim light ?

(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:38, archived)
It depends.
Some people are allergic to anything other than 100 watts so check with all of your housemates.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:38, archived)
''will a 60 watt replacement do?''
I hope that's next weeks QOTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)
Bad news dewd.
You got this tracklist
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)
FFS, you've scribbled!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:43, archived)
Also....no ub40 :(

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:47, archived)
I'll just have to remix Red Red Wine into each of your random tracks then.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)
You'll have to liase with rhcpaul to obtain the complete track list.
Godspeed.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:57, archived)
5 energy saving bulbs for a £1 at argos

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)
It will be fine.
Careful not to fucking kill yourself. Turn the light off first.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)
'careful not to fucking kill yourself'
this advice is applicable in every situation, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:57, archived)
Not always.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:58, archived)
Not if you are advising someone
On the most efficient way to commit suicide.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:00, archived)
Honestly, this is pre-GCSE stuff.
This is the sort of thing your dad should've explained to you at birth. Unless you're a girl, in which case I expect he was too busy weeping and asking if 'it's really mine'.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:40, archived)
if you feel the need to ask this question, shitting in the dark is too good for you.

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)
whatever you do,
don't just try it for yourself and find out
(I helped save b3ta! well, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:43, archived)
just try it and see
it's unlikely to explode in your arse
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:43, archived)
this is joke, yes?
if not...
"it's probably BETTER because you won't be able to fully make out how unbelievably repellent you are to the opposite/same sex"
(likeajackhammer, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:43, archived)
but their mother loves them
which is just as well as they butchered her and now dance around in her skin.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)
Jesus wept.
Be sure to take your laptop into the lav the next visit you make so you can ask us for arse wiping advice. Fucks sake.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:49, archived)
haha, working from home not going too well?
you seem a tad irritable, chap
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:56, archived)
Afraid not
If the holder has been certified for 100 Watts, that means it can only take a 100W bulb. If you put one of lesser power use in it will provide light for a short while but most of the energy will turn into heat- eventually melting the holder and possibly causing a house fire.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:55, archived)