The Amish Underground Criminal Collective is the most deadly crime family in America
TRUE
( Theoban What of it, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)

I've seen them
with their getaway wagons.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)

Quick! put this disguise beard on! ...no wait

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)

Their arch-enemies are the Hasidic Jew Justice Corporation

( Theoban What of it, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)

They shoot you with a passage from the bible and pointed finger

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:10, archived)