Sometimes I think my life is getting better
but I just realised I am addicted to Mafia Wars on Facebook and now I am aware that it is a losing battle.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)

At least you don't have pancreatic cancer though, right?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:00, archived)

And you've got a light in your bathroom.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:01, archived)

and you don't need to spend over £800 on tyres

(likeajackhammer, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)

and you're not bald, dole & motherliving

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)

motherliving
sounds quite perverted, where do I sign up?
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)

And at least he's not that gadgey from Requiem For A Dream.

( Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)

The one who has his arm cut off.

( Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)

not a serious dancer
as he doesnt have cancer.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:04, archived)

Newington was funnier than you.
What happened to him?
( Lord Gnome, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:01, archived)

he disappeared up his own arse.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:01, archived)

A vicious attack from spagolin there.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)

I liked him.
He liked dinosaurs.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)

But kinda true for a bloke that thought he was better than everyone else but still had a granny bike with a trailer.
I thought he was alright mind.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:03, archived)

I thought he was funny,
and his poncyness added to his charm.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:03, archived)

if it was ironic or self-depreciating poncyness I can understand
but he took himself utterly seriously.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:04, archived)

I'd go with DG on that.
A lot of it was self-deprecating.
( Lord Gnome, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)

I know,
that's what made me laugh so much, especially when he claimed baldmonkey had removed his dignity by drawing pictures of him with a massive chin.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)

haha
I'm not meaning any of this in a spiteful way, you understand... it's just that if you know you're a bit odd compared to most people you should take jibes and winding-up in good humour.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)

shut it, shrimpy

( sleepybinky, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)

NO WAIT I DIDNT MEAN IT.

( sleepybinky, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)

SO MEAN I GO CRY NOW

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
*picks up and cuddles like a dolly*
( sleepybinky, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:33, archived)

It was a 50/50 mix

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)

^this
he got on like a vicious little dwarf sometimes... but i did commend him for having the strength of his convictions
(likeajackhammer, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)

cheap shot
but not inaccurate.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:03, archived)

angry spangolin
spangolin smash
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)

naw not angry at all
:)
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)

You wouldn't like her when she's angry
Some say that her hair turns green and that she once punched a horse to the ground... All I know is, she's called Spangolin
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)

that horse was looking at me funny.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)

hey buddy, your car was upside down when we got here
and as for your grandma? she shouldn't have mouthed off like that!
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)

The best part is where Homer rides the nuke.

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)

When I get angry I turn yellow and karate chop a dog in the spine.
The yellow colour is from where I piss myself.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)

what if you accidentally chop a pug?
could you live with what you'd done, dg?
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)

Pugs havn't got spines, they can't be choked or killed.
They just sniffle a little harder if you try and damage one.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)

I think he got knicked for stealing food out of bins at his local Markys.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)

He went to France with his American girlfriend for three months,
just got back last week. Haven't seen him yet.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)

He's been replaced with roneah.
I'm not sure which is worse.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)

oh bm,
you bad bad man, only annoying chav friends of mine like that game.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:01, archived)

you have friends who are annoying chavs?
you need to be more selective
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)

I went to school with them,
or they're siblings of close friends.
They're not too bad though.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:03, archived)

righto. i have a few people i don't want for similar reasons, actually

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)

you twat
one of my housemates is addicted to that toss
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:01, archived)

But but but
i can exchange numbers for numbers and then number the number number num
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)

not good enough, i'm afraid

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:04, archived)

Eat an egg.

( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:01, archived)

I'm addicted to b3ta
There's too many lovely people on here...
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:01, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha

ha
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)

What? It's fucking well true. I'll a bobby dazzler me.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:04, archived)

a dobby spazzler, more like

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)

HAHA! you cunt I just gwuffed at work :D

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)

:P

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)

You're ok,
but out of the how many thousands of users, I would say about 20 people I actually like and about 5-10 I'd happily introduce to real life friends.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)

and about 50 of those you'd try and have sex with

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)

:(
I get a bad rep, I'm not that bad :(((((
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:10, archived)

I know I know, it's just an easy target :)
When ever I'm not here Supermatt loves cussing me! Cheeky fucker!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)

it's only 3 anyway.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)

Meh
That showdown would be like Clint Eastwood vs Eli Wallach at the end of The Good, The Bad And The Ugly.

Hope you have a strong neck.
( Lord Gnome, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)

Eat shit and die

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:03, archived)

I'm addicted to the Mafia
With their curious hats and strange accents, how they beguile me so.
( Theoban What of it, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:01, archived)

you're thinking of the Amish

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)

The Amish Underground Criminal Collective is the most deadly crime family in America
TRUE
( Theoban What of it, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)

I've seen them
with their getaway wagons.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)

Quick! put this disguise beard on! ...no wait

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)

Their arch-enemies are the Hasidic Jew Justice Corporation

( Theoban What of it, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)

They shoot you with a passage from the bible and pointed finger

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:10, archived)

"Tonight... we is gonna shoot Paulie dead."
"But Don Jacob, we don't use guns onna count of us being Amish."
"Fine... tonight... Paulie ain't allowed no churned butter."
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)

they could still stab people, I imagine
or flatten them under a barn.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)

I am addicted to farm town

( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:03, archived)

farm town is only a y away from being an anagram of my own fart

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:04, archived)

so it is, well done there balders.
I shall say this in the farm town chat room when I am looking for work.
( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)

Also
Why? news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8100579.stm

Fucking ITV are shit, I am not a big fan of primeval but if I remember rightly it's quite a popular show with lots of toys sold too.

Are they trying to save money to plague us with X factor all year round and other shit reality TV :(
( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:04, archived)

it was a terrible show, to be fair
no-one in it could act and the effects were crap.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)

But if it's bringing in the merchandise and viewers I can't see the logic

( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)

very true
maybe it didn't bring enough in to outweigh the costs of it.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)

it all depends on what sort of adverts they want to put on.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)