"Tonight... we is gonna shoot Paulie dead."
"But Don Jacob, we don't use guns onna count of us being Amish."
"Fine... tonight... Paulie ain't allowed no churned butter."
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)

they could still stab people, I imagine
or flatten them under a barn.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)