When I get angry I turn yellow and karate chop a dog in the spine.
The yellow colour is from where I piss myself.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)

what if you accidentally chop a pug?
could you live with what you'd done, dg?
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)

Pugs havn't got spines, they can't be choked or killed.
They just sniffle a little harder if you try and damage one.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)