man I am so fucking short

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)

Yes you are
I'm sure one of my friends is shorter though. Being short has got to be better than being tall, people don't get all intimidated and stuff.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)