I went to a wind farm on Saturday. They had a barbeque and it was nice.That night I played a gig with a band I'd never met before. This I time received no burgers, but several pints.
Did your weekend involve banjos or windmills, and if not, why not?
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:48,
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banjos, actually(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:49,
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no wait it was a lute.(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:49,
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and I learned that there is a difference between different sizes of squeezeboxbeing called a concertina (smallest), melodion and accordion (biggest). So there.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:57,
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I had a nice time, thank you very much(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:58,
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that's how it starts...then it's a slippery slope to wearing hemp and not-bothering to shave
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I'm already a dreadful hippy, I'll have you knowI knit my own yoghurt.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:00,
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Sighing sadly isn't the response you want when people are looking at your crotch, Hubare.(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:02,
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Neither is the look of sheer horrorBut alas, such is life.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:05,
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HEY! You were nowhere near my crotch.Or were you...?
*looks under desk*
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:12,
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I'm quite shortit's entirely possible.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:13,
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I can't remember you being that short(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:19,
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that was my impression of 7 spangolins btw(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:23,
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hahayou bastard :D
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:24,
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I'm not that tallbut I am massive.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:27,
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man I am so fucking short(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:23,
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Yes you areI'm sure one of my friends is shorter though. Being short has got to be better than being tall, people don't get all intimidated and stuff.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:29,
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no.. like... nah... coz...tell you what... we arange a plc n ill sho u mi crotch n how trim it iz n tht..!
I'm off for a sulk!
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yeah yeah nice try at the edit there ol' helmetdale harvester(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:02,
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Haha eww(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:01,
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Not quite.The biggest is the piano accordian, as opposed to a bichromatic one.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:59,
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ooohanother new thing. Thanks!
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:00,
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Don't accordions also have a keyboard as well as buttons?I always thought that was the difference.
Being from the Orange community, I have reason to believe that I am an expert on accordions as well as everything else.
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Lord Gnome, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:00,
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mobile phones or juice?I'm not an expert, I just didn't know they came in variations.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:01,
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I honestly have no ideaI just remember the ones from the marching bands. It's what the word "cacophony" was invented for.
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Lord Gnome, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:03,
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That would be the piano accordian.It's not just your mob that play them, the travellers do too.
I'm in NO WAY going to draw any conclusions from this.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:01,
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I used to go out with a girl who played in one of those bands.Ever since then I have hated accordion music almost as much as I hate bagpipes.
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Lord Gnome, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:04,
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You see, I like bagpipes and accordians.But I'm going to guess I wouldn't have liked your ex's band.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:07,
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I'd say you probably wouldn't too.I didn't much like them either.
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Lord Gnome, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:10,
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Bagpipes?Did she also have pipes coming from her boobies and when you squeezed them she went DDAAADEEEDODDOELELTTITITTITITDDOOOOODDLELELAAADADADEOLEOOO?
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:07,
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hamy little bro played the devils bellows for years. i love him but what a nob end. img13.imageshack.us/i/accordionfarsidecartoon.gif/
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tickle I was away, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:08,
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heheThe Far Side is fantastic.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:12,
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Good call.Ideally it should be a recorder- as there is no sound worse nor more identifiable than someone learning to play the recorder.
I'd say violins except for the fact that they can produce some beautiful music. Them and flutes.
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Lord Gnome, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:13,
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This thread is not relevant to my interests.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:49,
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Windmills are for gay homo poofs(
OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:49,
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I was windmilling my banjo a bit if that helps(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:49,
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My weekend involved me being in ItalyAnd I didn't even manage to get a clear shot at the Pontiff.
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Lord Gnome, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:49,
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not 39?(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:51,
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So 40?(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:53,
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Yep- last weekThat's why I was on holiday. Decided a trip to southern Italy would be better than just going to my local.
I was right. I had a splendid day out.
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Lord Gnome, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:55,
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no windmills or banjossimply as there are no windmills closeby and I do not play the banjo
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:50,
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I live in Hollandevery weekend, all weekend, windmills.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:50,
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With clogs and tulips?(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:50,
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There on the staira little mouse with clogs on.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:52,
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Clogmouse :D(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:56,
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How do they harvest the wind when it's ready?(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:50,
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It's ripened in the folds of fat people.(
Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:52,
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They attract it using an area of low pressure, and then they pounce, wrapping it in muslin.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:53,
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How many of them rejected your amorous advances?(
RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:53,
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Why would anyone pretend to be off the internet?(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:54,
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I drove past a wind farm,I heard a banjo on the radio.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:52,
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It didn't have any of those thingsThis weekend was rubbish on the banjmill front
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Theoban What of it, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:52,
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Did you have your happy hour?Boozes were €3.80 where I was.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:55,
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I did not! We got there too latePints were back to 6€ for Erdinger. Still cheaper than most places. And we got to watch an American lass scream at her boyfriend for a good half an hour. Good times.
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Theoban What of it, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:56,
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You seem to have low entertainment expectations.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:58,
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I'm easily pleasedA good row is always nice for a gander
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Theoban What of it, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:00,
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*does his world famous windmill impression*(
Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:53,
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*has someone's eye out with that thing*(
Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:53,
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*gets magnifying glass out*(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:54,
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*slaps you across the face with it to stop you laughing*
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:56,
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blimeythat's from a long time ago.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:58,
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Yeah, I remember you talking about that spam message but forgot how long ago it was.(
Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:03,
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I heard about that back when I was in the world.*nods*
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:54,
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No.It involved playing Rock Band, getting drunk and encouraging my niece to say swear words.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:55,
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I suppose that's better than getting your niece drunk with a sweary rock band.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:56,
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My weekend - On my weekend I spent it with my auntie tara. She kept drinking lots of cans of drink and playing a guitar game that she kept losing. She also taught me to say, "Jaaaa, gerrrowtafit ja fecking little bastid, DYAAAA the fecking game keep fecking cheeching I got the fecking notes you gobshite ja dooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz".
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:02,
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I like the little baby winds, they're so adorable.My win was awesome, even if Phsyco Chomp came onto me.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:58,
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I hear he tries it on with EVERYONE.(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:59,
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you've only got yourself to blame, you lothario.(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:03,
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smiling at them and Ignoring them works 10x more. Women are strange.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:06,
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pfftI'd disagree, but that'd be a big fat lie.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:07,
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You should tell cr3 to stop doing it now as you're finding it a bit creepy when you're trying to eat dinner together...(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:10,
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We try to deny itbut the "treat them mean, keep them keen" method really does work quite well.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:26,
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I did some pretty mean stuff i.e. standing someone up on Friday, didn't call them or anything, just ignored them. Still got a message on facebook which said"hey what happened? You could have called me, v un-cool.
call me :( x"
If someone did that to me I'd be proper pissed off!
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:35,
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I was warned off by a mate and she was mental and I didn't even like her.Wasn't doing it on purpose mind. I was just being a silly boy.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:38,
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Is that Psycho Chomp or Psycho_Eyes?I hear she has little taste when it comes to men.
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Lord Gnome, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:01,
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Who's David Jon Hemming?(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:00,
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Some QOTW'er.I can't think of who their screen name would be, but I thought you two cool kids hang out.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:12,
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:19,
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