All the luxury strap-ons
have built-in heater units for a chilly night's dogging.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:19, archived)

"Oh you look cold love,
let's get something warm inside you" is still one of my favorite but sadly ineffectual chat-up lines.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:23, archived)

Better than
"Wanna go halves on a bastard?"
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:27, archived)

Arf :)

"Can I smell your pussy?"
"No!"
"Oh sorry, it must be your breath then"


I don't pull very often...
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:31, archived)

Schmooooooooth!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:33, archived)