you can fit a whole vauxhall up him/her...with Astraglide.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)

precisely
Mary Poppin's bag ain't got nothing on me
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:18, archived)

*shivers*

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)