I wouldn't drive an american car on a road with corners.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)

I wouldn't drive one full stop, to be honest.
As cheesily hair-metal awesome as a 1983 Camaro may be. It's more something you put on your drive as a sort of suburban ornament, really.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:38, archived)