BLIMEY the football.
Or the cricket. Your views?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:12, archived)

I want a 2007 Camaro JMG

( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)

Less want, more GET!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)

I want never gets,
in fact.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)

LESS MOTHER TALK, MORE CLEANING!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:15, archived)

I've already washed the dishes and tidied the office,
AND I made tea, TWICE.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)

*Applause. National Anthem.*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)

JMG.
Whilst watching Italy vs USA, they mentioned that a player was banned for 9 matches because of a kick. What was the name of this player?
( WHARRGARBL, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)

Your mum.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:30, archived)

Nah, she doesn't play.

( WHARRGARBL, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:34, archived)

That's right, she's serving a ban.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:34, archived)

Get me one then
In Yellow like this

www.blogcdn.com/www.autoblog.com/media/2006/06/bumblebee4.jpg
( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:15, archived)

Nice, yes.
Not sure on the colour, mind.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:15, archived)

no, it's definitely yellow.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)

You can buy me this one if you like
I can be bumblebee before he changes.
cgi.ebay.co.uk/1983-CHEVROLET-GMC-CAMARO-YELLOW_W0QQitemZ250434752329QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAutomobiles_UK?hash=item3a4f130f49&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=65%3A12|66%3A2|39%3A1|72%3A1683|240%3A1318|301%3A1|293%3A1|294%3A50
( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)

ah, the "proper" '80s style one.
left-hand drive, mind.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:19, archived)

Who cares I can't drive hahaha
Although if I had one I'd learn
( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)

if I got a Camaro,
I'd take the advanced driving course where you get to learn how to do skids and stuff.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:21, archived)

Hell yeah!

( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)

... in an american car?
can I come to your funeral?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:30, archived)

I'd say in an American car,
it's all the more vital that you learn how to handle a skid. Especially if you intend to drive it in this country, where the roads sometimes have bends and that.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)

I wouldn't drive an american car on a road with corners.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)

I wouldn't drive one full stop, to be honest.
As cheesily hair-metal awesome as a 1983 Camaro may be. It's more something you put on your drive as a sort of suburban ornament, really.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:38, archived)

I don't like that bumblebee isn't a vw beetle
but that's because I'm old.
( CowJam, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:21, archived)

Well being a girl I never really got into transformers when I was little
I'm making up for it now though and we tape it et 9pm every night and watch it after breakfast in a morning. And then we draw about it.
( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)

what channel is it on?
I found the movie on VHS on the local charity shop the other week. Best £1.50 I've spent in ages.
( CowJam, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:43, archived)

The original movie is awesome.
My nephew left up our house last time he was here, so I may watch it later.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)

I want a 2009 fiesta.
I'll get one too if what I want to happen, happens.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)

i'd like a dodge dakota truck
a nice yellow one
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)

If I were to pick a truck it would be this one
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0e/Ironhide-movievehicle.jpg
( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)

ugh why do you all like ugly American junk?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)

i'd kill a man for one
a nice fucking yellow yankee gas guzzling truck
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:21, archived)

but why?
they've got absolutely no redeeming features.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)

Neither have these women

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:37, archived)

stop swearing. it's not big or clever, and neither are you.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)

You shouldn't put a comma before "and".

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:12, archived)

You do if you're from Oxford or something.
I don't know, ask Robin Johnson.
( Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)

I'd rather ask Boris

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)

"Ahh, yes.. Yes, well ahhhh... Yes... well I'd be ahhh delighted to tell you but I appear
to have accidentally but comically dropped my dictionary into this dog's... dropping. Like a buffoon would"
( Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)

I am being slightly obsessed with everything Transformers this week

( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)

Typical American psyche
"MINE'S MASSIVE AND IS BIGGER THAN YOURS"
( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)

When a man gets a sports car, people say it's a penis extension.
When a woman gets a pointlessly huge American truck, what is that? Some kind of substitute macho hunk? They probably give it a name and carry a picture of it in their handbag as well.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)

Duckworth Lewis confuses the fuck out of me.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)

If only SSG was here to make sense of it all.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)

May god rest his soul.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)

and Gayle is gone!!

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:33, archived)

We've lost two games,
we'll win this by the DL and get in the Semi finals.

If we get into the final, it shows how shit this tournament is.

I enjoy each individual match, but as a competition...
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)

Gayle Force!
Another wicket falls as I type.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)

Bravo!

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)

Good 'un!
:)
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)

Oh, arse :(

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:12, archived)

Big floppy horse cock!
That didn't end well.
:(
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)

Casual. Tea.
Made me laugh.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:15, archived)

Second word sounds like Timmy Mallet
had me laughing out loud
( CowJam, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:19, archived)

I have been sporting today. Swimming. Like a bloody torpedo I was.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)

Use a tampon next time.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:21, archived)

swimming while on the blob?

( CowJam, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)

Mooncups are magic.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)

bloody torpedo!

( CowJam, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:44, archived)

they sound like cakes

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)

Jammy Dodgers.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)

Ice Hockey
Mans gane.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:21, archived)

To answer the most recent posts:
DavyBoyInGravyJoy - Far too much to read, something about poon. Good on you.

Baldmonkey - I'm quite glad that you captured my feelings for "some emo wanker".

Dr Preference - Yes, I have been to a wind farm. There were no banjos there I'm afraid.

cr3 - I have done very little today.

El Guiri - Haven't seen the Star Trek film yet, but as for films I'd recommend, how about 'Inland Empire'?

JMG - The hot JMG topic eh? I saw a white van with 'JMG Fencing' written on it today. Have you ever considered fencing?

DrBobbyMugabe - I'm not on the twitter, this has convinced me to stay away.

TBL - Space time continuum continuum?

Baldmonkey - Congrats. Your prowess with the oven is well renowned.

planearm - Have your say?

SexFace - My personal opinion of MoT is that he's not really a cunt, he seems ok. Thumbs up on the KFC though.

Dave! - Rain eh?

cowjam - I'm yet to listen to ISIHAC, cricket's on you see. However, I shall catch it on the iplayer later. How was that man Fry in your opinion?

Druid - Weather's not all that great, a bit overcast here. I've spent my evening drawing turkeys so far.

JMG - Cricket's still on and going well-ish.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:30, archived)

There, all caught up.
Everyone ok?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)

I got mentioned
*dances the dance of being mentioned by someone else*
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)

dance like that, and my opinion of you may change.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:34, archived)

From being "ok" to being "excellent"?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:35, archived)

DAMN RIGHT!
*sexy dances*
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:36, archived)

I'm going to watch it next week.
Did you see the lolarious joke I made? www.b3ta.com/talk/6228742
( Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:39, archived)

I don't get it.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)

I saw greyhounds and border collies and a kelpie,
and a three year old thoroughbred today. I hate not living in the country anymore:(
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)

damn cities, full of fucking animals.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)

I'm still enjoying living in the city.
The worst thing about living here is that you get about 20 pizza menus through the door every week. Thanks to INRBM's chivvying, I went to two farm shops on the weekend, it's like being home.
How are you? You look LOVELY.
( Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)

yeah if you go away for a couple of weeks,
you can't open the front door when you get back. Stupid menus. The annoying thing is it's the same ones all the time, how often do they think people move house?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)

The game

( Cae1, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)