I got dressed about an hour ago.
My chinese neighbours have a garden filled* with signs they've stolen from outside of shops

* there's one sign
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)

See, MoT.
There's no more Wormulus, asides his gazzes.
SexFace isn't having to try as hard now Wormulus isn't here to defend himself.
..and fat internet has me on block.

The internet is slowly slowing down, I believe this is miserable internet's new ploy to drag us all to our knees with dull and dour.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)

I am muddling through JMG, knowing that B3ta is a series of peaks and troughs,
I foresee that soon some people will return and then a fantastic group of newbies will arrive
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)

Browsing through the day's posts see that there was a HUGE lunch thread today.
I blame myself for this.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)

:(

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)

CHEER UP, I'M HERE NOW
why would anyone read back through the day's posts? it's bad enough reading them as they're posted
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)

Maybe it's like dipping your foot in the pool before getting in.
Just to get a feel of how shit it is.
You don't want to jump in on here unprepared.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)

actually, balls to /talk, I'm going to do something else instead
take THAT, stats page
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)

I say 'read through'...
...I browsed the popular page.

Two funny posts in a morass of greasy-cheeked navel gazing and wittering.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)

I heard there are some flibbertigibbets who trawl these pages
searching for pieces of gossip to write into their little books. Sad times.
( Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)

Surely not?
There can't be ANYONE pathetic enough to look at a series of posts by unrelated posters and pull together some kind of conspiracy from them could there?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)

It's a sad old world.

( Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)