That really wouldn't surprise me.
They'd have to be suffering something like that to be excited by things which might be revealed by strangers on an internet message board.
( Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)

They'd probably live in some godforsaken grey drear-hole of a town MILES from anywhere too.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)