Tell him you raped Joanna Lumley.
That should do the trick.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

Chances are that he did too.

( Lord Gnome, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

That's worth a Brucie bonus!

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)