Thank you for your help in this whole sorry matter.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)

ask your local newsagent if you can film a documentary about him
then interview him and ask him a series of sensible questions about being a newsagent interspersed with questions about whether he's ever been in a UFO
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)

ooh local news piss
but i think yours has the edge
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)

I COULD BE THE NEXT JEREMY BEADLE IF I PLAY MY CARDS RIGHT.
*PUNCHES THE SKY SO HARD IT BLEEDS*
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)