Some crappy site is using one of my photographs
www.wikio.com/product/lenovo-3000-n200-112887.html

Its the lower of the two, showing the side. Should I replace the photograph, and what should I replace it with? Fuckers.

/edit - done, click the image in their page. I was hoping the page itself would change, maybe it will, maybe it won't.
( Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)

a picture of SSG

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

1280 by 1024, obviously

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/e4669b5cc2655a0f11eb/ssg4eva1.jpg
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

That's beautiful.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

his he with angels yet?
i want his bird.. and that MoT twat stating that 'we'd obviously win'
fuck i hate the jinxy shit

and yes i am waaaayy superstitious
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)

What language is that?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)

Did I say something about the cricket?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)

yes you said we'd win
mid game

poor show i say
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)

If you look back at a post I made just before the twenty20 started,
I said England never win.

I got caught up in the game I suppose.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)

everyone does
but you do not broadcast it mid game
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)

Yeah you do.
We would have won a non-DL game.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)

pretty much
*punches thor in the tits*
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:21, archived)

We're going to win the World Cup without conceding a single goal.

( WHARRGARBL, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)

The only way we won't concede a goal is with three 0-0 draws.
With the goalkeeping goodness we have in this country, I say we go all out attack and hope to score more than the other team.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)

let's make some of the goalies strikers
all penalties taken by goalies
and have 2 goalies on the pitch at all times (one disguised as a defender)
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)

The under 21's put Joe Lewis upfront recently.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)

don't know him
tough anything is better than playing walcott at the moment
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)

I recognise most of those words.
Is it a film? How many syllables?
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)

We tried the themed podcast tonight. Abraham Lincoln.
It was still shit. Gil gil gil gil gil gil as a wise old man, tell me, should we just call it a day?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

here's the poop, balders
you're a funny man and you deserve a wider audience for your humour BUT the podcast is the wrong format

do a tv show or something, script it and edit it and ask yourself "if this was on telly, would I really watch it?"

then HAVE A BIG WANK
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

Thank you.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)

build props, make costumes, go out in public and confront them with your twattery and film it all
then edit 99.9 per cent of it out so you have about 2 minutes of internet genius THEN it'll be good
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)

Mostly, Richard and I would like to do something vaguely creative together once a week or fortnight.
That's the important thing.
And yes, a youtuberama might be fun.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)

tell people you're media students doing a project and they'll lap it up, the fucking cretins

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

I fucking hate students.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)

then the snuff fans
won't be disappointed
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)

Or a big book of doodles for no ones benefit but ours.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)

no, that's another shit idea you just had there

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)

Thank you for your help in this whole sorry matter.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)

ask your local newsagent if you can film a documentary about him
then interview him and ask him a series of sensible questions about being a newsagent interspersed with questions about whether he's ever been in a UFO
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)

ooh local news piss
but i think yours has the edge
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)

I COULD BE THE NEXT JEREMY BEADLE IF I PLAY MY CARDS RIGHT.
*PUNCHES THE SKY SO HARD IT BLEEDS*
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)

an In Bed With Me Dinner/TV Burp style review of local news

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)

make up a stupid fictional news story then go out in the street and film people's reaction to it

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)

"The EU would like all eggs to be sold in metric dozens. Would you support a referendum on eggs?"

( Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)

or do some cartoons, your drawings are ace

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)

They're shit.
Don't egg him on.

Oh shit, I mentioned eggs.
( Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

Ahh egg, he said egg!!!

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

Egg egg, he said egg!

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)

Egg, like a bird's egg!

( Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

He egg-tioned eggs.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

Oh vum, he menshelled eggs.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)

EGGscuse me I did not HENtion eggs
Egg feather bird oef tit.
( Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

Two men bumming a giraffe.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

Well, I suppose you at least mentioned bumming an animal.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

bumming

spitroasting
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

I hope someone makes this mental image a reality.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

let's meet up, I'll bring a giraffe.
we can make it happen
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)

that photo that someone put Bou's face on top of
the vagina one.
( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

nsfw
www.globalhumbug.com/hosted/scrybl.jpg ?

nsfw
( moohalaa, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)

She is incredibly fucking ugly.
It's difficult to tell which bit is the face.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)

It's roaring!

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)

Can you replace Flickr photos in such a tricksy way?
If you can, I'd suggest the industry standard that is Goatse.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

Yeah, Flickr just lets you 'replace' things
I'm going to upload a sweary message.
( Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

"IF YOU CAN SEE THIS YOU'RE A CUNT"

( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

"WIKIO, YOUR NO#1 LOCATION FOR PAEDOPHILE LAPTOPS
RECOMMENDED BY NONCES NATIONWIDE"
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

this

( MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

IN ASSOCIATION WITH BUMRATS.COM FOR ALL YOUR PAEDONEEDS

( Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

last time I found someone hotlinking one of my pics, they got a GIF 1000 by 1 pixel which utterly fucked their page layout

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

"This image is currently unavailable"
Still visible to clickers though.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

Wikio called your mum a slag

( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)

Get on the newsletter by putting a subtle thing in the background
and see how long it runs for.

Either that, or put a massive spunking cock.
( Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

if you can edit it
replace it with something that doesn't violate flickr's usage terms
but that does make a point to the hotlinking twat
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

A 2x2 image that's over 20 MB.
Or better still, append an enormous amout of crap to the end of the original image file, so their bandwidth bill gets drastically jacked up but it'll take them a while to figure out why.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

doesn't Trouser have something like a 20meg PNG file? those are fun to post on forums

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

That's cuntish.
I'm not even sniggering as I type this.
( Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)

The hot women.
With Ralf Little's face.

Yes he does.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

plus if you post it several times with a different querystring like blah.jpg?image001 and blah.jpg?image002
then the browser thinks it's several different images and downloads a new copy every time
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

That is a kind of genius.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

some people used to do this with a huge bmp with tiny dimensions, on /board
I can't say I know anything about it though.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)

I didn't borrow that to fuck up a Morrissey forum
Not me
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:41, archived)

Evenin' guvner.
it is hard to no what to say about this tiny boy that was so lovey and should have been cared for i can understand why things like this go on i have a baby and i no i would never heart him i just wish more would have been dun baby p should have had the hole world in his hands it should not have been taken from him. r.i.p we all love you and you will all ways be in are harts we love you
( Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)

My mate Charlie's car died last week
Her facebook said "Gudby Tub, in ar harts 4 eva". I've infected her
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)

yup
b3ta.com/talk/5873815

edit: *confused* :(
( weaver., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)

Does it matter if its hosted on Flickr?
It's not like its using your bandwidth or anything. You big meanie.
( broadsword, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)

The same picture but the laptop gone.
With a note saying, thanks for the laptop.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)

oh no! someone's using an image that i posted on a photo sharing website!

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)