Latest reports indicated....
That a man with a European accent dropped half a ton of English food onto a power grid.
(R-T-C Got arbitrage profits?, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:51, archived)

I am wondering how
half a ton of English food can be dropped in a froeign accent.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:56, archived)

Of course
you might actually be onto something here. French saboteurs! I say we invade them before they do anything else!
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:56, archived)

The French army are already preparing for that eventuality
and have redesigned the French flag accordingly; it's now a white cross on a white background.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 10:02, archived)

:)
I have visions of their uniforms just being made from lots of white detachable panels.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 10:04, archived)