Id go to this sort of thing if it werent in a field
If it wasnt expensive
If there werent hippies
If there were free pie
If it was mandatory that all females went topless.

Oh yes and if it werent in the back of beyond.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

It is very, very expensive

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)

There are plenty of far more expensive ways to go on a week's holiday,
and most of them don't involve more top bands than you can shake a stick at.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

My problem is that I used to watch three ace bands for 50p
This is me in 1983 doing just that. I'm very, very old you know.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)

haha you had to go and see '80s bands though

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

Those were Bradford's premier punk bastards, The Convulsions
Good times indeed.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)