- What do you fancy doing this weekend honey?
- How about living like an African fleeing a civil war?
- Marvelous. I'll pack the baby wipes, you go get an oversize bottle of water.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)

pretty much this.
it sounds like fun.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)