If Adam ate the apple then we'd all be having dickbabies. Thank fuck for that...hahaha silly women, I don't need a pad to go jogging and play tennis.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)

Just a tenalady. Or one of them adult nappies.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)

*Sloshy backhands*

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived)

*lobs one deep into your backcourt*

( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)

*tucks balls until pockets*

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:17, archived)

"URRRRGGGH, THIS ISN'T MY ROBINSON'S BARLEY WATER"
DONKEY GUUUUUUUUUUUUUMS!
( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)

heheh I dunna squash inta sum water

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)