I can imagine the word "celebrity" losing all of its current implications of fame, wealth and popularity
and a career in the performing arts, and instead become a separate breed of humanity. They'll get pedigree certificates when they're born, if both of their parents were celebrities, and eventually people will breed them to be really small and keep them as pets.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)