*Nation of JMG Anthem*
Report in fitness fighters!
What are we making up about JMG today?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)

I hear JMG is all members of Right Said Fred rolled into one.

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)

YOOU'RE MY MATE AND I WILL STAND BY YOU
YOU'RE MY MATE AND I WILL STAND BY YOU
IN THE FACE OF THINGS THAT MIGHT HURT YOU
YOU'RE MY MATE AND I WILL STAND BY YOU
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)

JMG has hair, has a job and hasn't lived with his mum for 10 years.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)

IN BACKWARDS WORLD.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)

I heard that JMG is the cause of my low white blood cell count.

( WHARRGARBL, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)

JMG slept with 1000 women in a single night

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)

wo
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( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)

night minute
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:13, archived)