Haha
What a soul-destroying job. Imagine trying to avoid the "So what do you do for a living?" question at social gatherings.
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)

I imagine the staff take turns.
You're also supposed to wait for a member of staff to come over and clear you for buying booze, but nobody bothers, everyone was just walking straight out with the security tags on the bottles and constantly setting the alarms off.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)