Ladies and Gentlemen...
We have had a security alert, I'm going to have to ask you all to leave the board via any available exit and move clear.

Please remain calm.
(R-T-C Got arbitrage profits?, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 10:24, archived)

Argh......
PANIC
(Aquai, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 10:25, archived)

*points to message
on cover of Hitchhiker's Guide*
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 10:25, archived)

This is no time for fish, Man!
Pull yourself together!
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 10:27, archived)

Points at book...
*screams*
(Aquai, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 10:29, archived)