My car is dented to fuck all ready because I like to pretend it's a spitfire.
I've sped past a cyclist and slapped his lyrca arse before as he pushed past and bent my wingmirror. I shouted back "PEEEEOW DON'T TRY AND SQUEEZE PAST YOU CUNT!"
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)

Haha clicked

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)