I once punched a bus for driving right past my bus stop
This achieved nothing.
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:12, archived)

You needed a Honda Accord, I think.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:13, archived)

I've thought about getting one
But I'm scared the power will go to my head and I'll go crazy and be pinning people to walls all over the country. I imagine Kim Jong Il has a Honda accord
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/4193358
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:23, archived)

I was behind a Honda Accord yesterday
And the driver actually shook his fist out the window at someone. I was quite scared.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)

I did that,
And it hurt a lot.
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:14, archived)

It took me two missed buses to realise the sign on the stop that said
"Bus stop out of order."
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:22, archived)