Ask them to move on.
It'd be incredibly difficult to organise something like that without some sort of authority becoming aware.
( WHARRGARBL, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:31, archived)

We need carrier pigeons

( applehead herp derp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)

Just attach the details to the bottom of an MP's expense claim form

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:33, archived)

THEY PUT RADIOS IN MY TEETH :(

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:33, archived)

SHORT CIRCUIT THEM BY EATING A BATTERY

( WHARRGARBL, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:34, archived)

Tin foil works a treat for this ailment

( applehead herp derp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:35, archived)