I sing a soulful 80s power ballad into the mirror when when It's all over
teasing my hair to make it even bigger and track down some pants.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)

That's some wanking routine...
I know, I know /ac
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)

wanking into the air conditioning?!?! HARCORE!!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)