I've never felt compelled to tell any particular one.
I've got a few funny stories, but none of them centre around myself.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

not that you have to tell,
that you have, to tell.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

I once signed up to a pie eating contest,
and all the other contestants backed out.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)