Your "missus" didn't just break up with you.
Your "ex-missus" did.

Get used to that.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)

Hahaha, you cunt.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

a single tear appeared at the corner of my eye when you said that
my japeye, that is.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)