My missus just broke up with me
What do you awful, tedious spastics have to make of that?

Seriously, I could use a laugh.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)

Your "missus" didn't just break up with you.
Your "ex-missus" did.

Get used to that.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)

Hahaha, you cunt.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

a single tear appeared at the corner of my eye when you said that
my japeye, that is.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

I'm very sorry for your loss.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)

What's this crisis malarkey?
Keep it short, I have to go have a shower.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

Some company says I owe them money,
I can afford it just about but I have no idea what it's about.
Lots of phone calls and shit await me.

You've got the internet back then?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)

Lame lame laaaaaaaame lame lame
Use your charm and internet sophistication to talk your way out of it.

I've had the internet back for less than 24 hours, and I have used that time to make steak chilli and play for nearly two hours on my wii fit. WASTE OF INTERNET TIME.

Let me know of your continuing woes, via the internet,

Love,

The Baroness
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)

Meh I'll deal with it,
just a pain. and a massive unexpected expense if I have to pay it.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)

Death to them
xxxxxxxxxxxx
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)

:(
If you don't know where the debt's from, did you even spend it in the first place?

I kinda know the feeling...
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)

I have no idea,
I had some debt problems after uni but as far as I knew I paid them all off about 18 months ago.
I've asked them for a statement and a breakdown of the costs. We'll see what happens.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)

Best of luck
I know it's only a grand but it's a pain to have to part with/pay back, hope it gets sorted out for you.
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)

cheers
happy b3taday.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)

Well, I'm going through a crisis!
Yay me.
(__, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)

Me too yay

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)

I wonder whose is worse

(__, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)

whats your crisis?
is it since we saw you had tights on your radiator in one of your youtube songs?
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)

Yours probably
I got a letter through from a debt collection agency asking for £1k,
I have no idea what it's about, so I have to speak to these scum after work.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

The crisis brothers
It has a ring to it.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)

*Laughs*
There you go
( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)

The user below you is at deaths door
and you come on and usurp him with that? I hope your ex-missus slits her wrists and you feel REALLY fuckin' guilty about it.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)

sorry
i forgot to mention i have made up internet illness as well.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)

she probably just saw a picture of me
and can't imagine a life without me.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)

She was probably shit.
Rise above it. You're single, you can go a-knobbing. Good times.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)

i feel like im dressed all middle-aged today

( sleepybinky, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)

www.agelesspatterns.com/1657%20Sarah%20Gordon.jpg
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)

I feel like I'm dressed like a ballet teacher.
I sort of am, though.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)

haha you fucking loser xD
/is also single
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)

*single fives*

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)

*Single fives again*
We're acting like this is a good and desirable situation.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)

Is it not?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)

depends how much you get.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)

That? Why I could make a Hat, or a Brooch, or a Pterodactyl...

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)

Shit being dumped innit. Sorry mate.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)

You're not going to get entertained if you take that kind of attitude.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)

At least now you don't have to tell her about the herpes.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)

Or do
For lols
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)

There are worse things than being single
Believe me
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)

Having an extremely painful congenital disability, for one.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)

Is being single really THAT bad?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)