My left hand has gone funny.
I'm now finding it difficult to do anything other than a Spock hand when my fingers are straight. I don't much want to be confused with the sort of person who goes to sci-fi conventions.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)

Ah Sci Fi hand illness! You're having a heart AT-AT!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)

She's not Jean Lu Pusard

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)

Maybe some Deep Heat 9 will sort it out,
or some Baby lotion 5.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)